burningupasun:

Are you my Mummy?

cutiescootybooty:

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off

smittenstephen:

Elvis Jankus